More Prop Bets

These bets come courtesy of Spencer... enjoy responsibly.

Assaults a service worker (wait staff, bar tender, house keeper)

3-2      Schwach
3-1      Ted
4-1      Adam
5-1      Oleg
5-1      Spencer
5-1      Simpson
10-1    Rdub
20-1    Kenny
20-1    Orr

Wakes up next to Celine Dion (living or dead)

2-1      Simpson
3-1      Rdub
5-1      Adam
5-1      Oleg
8-1      Spencer
8-1      Orr
10-1    Schwach
20-1    Kenny (would be higher without the current restraining order)
OFF    Ted

Wakes up next to Carrot Top (living or dead)

3-2      Spencer
2-1      Adam
3-1      Ted
8-1      Rdub
8-1      Oleg
8-1      Orr
10-1     Simpson
15-1     Kenny
50-1     Schwach (Carrot Top is a known anti-semite)

Wakes up next to both Carrot Top and Celine Dion (living or dead)

3-1      Adam
3-1      Ted
8-1      Orr
9-1      Simpson
10-1    Rdub
10-1    Oleg
10-1    Spencer
15-1    Kenny
OFF    Schwach

Loses at least one finger

5-2      Kenny (likely due, directly or indirectly, to Ted's action/inaction)
3-1      Adam
3-1      Ted
8-1      Orr
8-1      Schwach
10-1    Rdub
10-1    Oleg
15-1    Spencer
25-1    Simpson

Additional Ted based Prop Bets

1-4           Licks the head of a short (or seated) bald man
8-1           Lands a Vegas gig thanks to "vomit skills" displayed in a Denny's parking lot
Even        Molests a hobo
2-1           Pays hobo to stalk Schwach for entirety of weekend
10-1         Causes flight to be grounded when he repeatedly enters first class cabin to steal alcohol from Spencer and Schwach
15-1         Forcibly "spoons" all other bachelor party attendees

Opening Lines

Gets a blow job (hooker ineligible).

5-3 Rdub

3-1 Simpson

5-1 Spencer

5-1 Schwach

5-1 Oleg

11-2 Kenny

9-1 Adam

10-1 Ted

10-1 Orr

Please don't tell my sister that I've placed roughly a 15% chance on her new husband getting a BJ on this trip.

Gets a blow job (hooker eligible).

5-3 Rdub

2-1 Simpson

5-2 Kenny

3-1 Spencer

3-1 Schwach

3-1 Oleg

6-1 Adam

10-1 Orr

OFF Ted

Please don't tell my sister that I've placed roughly a 13.5% chance on her new husband getting a BJ from a hooker.

Gives a blow job (hooker eligible).

Even Kenny

5-3 Rdub

10-1 Ted

10-1 Simpson

25-1 Spencer

25-1 Schwach

25-1 Oleg

50-1 Adam

99-1 Orr

Please don't tell my sister that I've placed roughly a 50% chance on her new husband giving a BJ on this trip.

Makes out with a Tranny (accident or otherwise).

3-2 Ted

3-1 Spencer

10-1 Field

OFF Rdub

A 75% chance that somebody other than Rdub makes out with a tranny. Sounds about right. Additional

Ted based Prop Bets

2-3 Gets cut off in a casino

4-5 Gets kicked out of a bar or club

Even Slides across the hood of an automobile

2-1 Gets punched in the face

5-1 Make out with a senior citizen

7-1 Gets tasered

8-1 Finger bangs the shit out of a senior citizen (figuratively)

10-1 Finger bangs the shit out of a senior citizen (literally)

24-1 Gets arrested

50-1 Shits a squirel (dead or live)

A greater than 250% chance that I act like an ass on this trip. Definitely sounds right.

OVER/UNDERS

+/- 17.5 Times Adam threatens to kill somebody for telling Mimi something

+/- 1.5 Number of sexual conquests

+/- ($1,250) Reported gambling winnings/(losses) for the group

+/- ($4,500) Actual gambling winnings/(losses) for the group

More prop bets later... and don't bother to check my math. It's probably wrong, there I just saved you some time.

Ground Rules

All right, lets start with the basics. 1: What's a prop bet? If you don't know, look it up yourself. I did my part by providing a link (I think). 2: How do you place a bet? You find one you like and email me how much you'd like to wager. It's that easy.

Now for some ground rules.

1) If you take a prop bet, you can not actively participate in the outcome. For example you can not wager $100 on "Adam gets a blow job" at 9-1, blow Adam yourself, and expect the house to payout $900. You may however wager $100 on "Adam gets a blow job" at 9-1, blow Adam yourself, and receive a mix of thunderous applause, high fives, and awkward glances after you finish. If you do a really good job, Adam may tip you $20, if you're lucky.

2) As the "house" in these prop bets, I'll refrain from taking any action on myself. However, I have posted odds on myself in the event that somebody else wants to take the house side of the action.

3) I will however be considered in play for any "first to" bets that I accept. For example, if there were a prop involving if there were a prop bet on first person to be kicked out of a bar and you decided to wager on Orr. If I get kicked out first (if you're curious the odds on that happening are currently listed at 4-5). If I get kicked out first, you lose.

4) All bets will be limited to Adam's bachelor party and each attendee's individual trip. For the purpose of these bets, trips will be deemed to have started once a person has boarded their first flight of the trip. The trip will conclude once the plan touches down at their return destination. If you miss your flight and end up driving the return trip will be deemed to have conclude once your car leaves the Las Vegas city limits. For example if you bet on R-dub to get a blow job (current odds are 5-3), and he goes out and has a wild Thursday night/Friday morning, it does you no good for the purpose of these bets.

5) Any sex acts performed with a current significant can not be valid for the purpose of winning a bet. Furthermore if you're significant other shows up on this trip you should probably just go ahead and kill yourself. Ex's are eligible if the relationship ended more than 12 months prior to the inception of the trip. This means that sex acts between Schwach and Spencer are eligible for betting purposes (if this inaccurate, please let me know).

6) Not being able to attend doesn't preclude you from participating in the fun. Please feel free to place wagers or suggest prop bets. I'll collect cash at the wedding or the next time I see you. Payouts will also be made at the wedding or mailed to your home address.

Welcome

Thank you for visiting Adam's Bachelor Party Prop Bets. Whether you're a long time friend of Adam or a degenerate gambler just looking to bet on strangers, this is the place for you. Above you'll find a list of prop bets for your entertainment purposes. I hope you enjoy.

This is not a gambling website. This is a forum for the discussion of the debauchery that will likely occur during the course of Adam's bachelor party.