More Prop Bets

These bets come courtesy of Spencer... enjoy responsibly.

Assaults a service worker (wait staff, bar tender, house keeper)

3-2      Schwach
3-1      Ted
4-1      Adam
5-1      Oleg
5-1      Spencer
5-1      Simpson
10-1    Rdub
20-1    Kenny
20-1    Orr

Wakes up next to Celine Dion (living or dead)

2-1      Simpson
3-1      Rdub
5-1      Adam
5-1      Oleg
8-1      Spencer
8-1      Orr
10-1    Schwach
20-1    Kenny (would be higher without the current restraining order)
OFF    Ted

Wakes up next to Carrot Top (living or dead)

3-2      Spencer
2-1      Adam
3-1      Ted
8-1      Rdub
8-1      Oleg
8-1      Orr
10-1     Simpson
15-1     Kenny
50-1     Schwach (Carrot Top is a known anti-semite)

Wakes up next to both Carrot Top and Celine Dion (living or dead)

3-1      Adam
3-1      Ted
8-1      Orr
9-1      Simpson
10-1    Rdub
10-1    Oleg
10-1    Spencer
15-1    Kenny
OFF    Schwach

Loses at least one finger

5-2      Kenny (likely due, directly or indirectly, to Ted's action/inaction)
3-1      Adam
3-1      Ted
8-1      Orr
8-1      Schwach
10-1    Rdub
10-1    Oleg
15-1    Spencer
25-1    Simpson

Additional Ted based Prop Bets

1-4           Licks the head of a short (or seated) bald man
8-1           Lands a Vegas gig thanks to "vomit skills" displayed in a Denny's parking lot
Even        Molests a hobo
2-1           Pays hobo to stalk Schwach for entirety of weekend
10-1         Causes flight to be grounded when he repeatedly enters first class cabin to steal alcohol from Spencer and Schwach
15-1         Forcibly "spoons" all other bachelor party attendees