Opening Lines

Gets a blow job (hooker ineligible).

5-3 Rdub

3-1 Simpson

5-1 Spencer

5-1 Schwach

5-1 Oleg

11-2 Kenny

9-1 Adam

10-1 Ted

10-1 Orr

Please don't tell my sister that I've placed roughly a 15% chance on her new husband getting a BJ on this trip.

Gets a blow job (hooker eligible).

5-3 Rdub

2-1 Simpson

5-2 Kenny

3-1 Spencer

3-1 Schwach

3-1 Oleg

6-1 Adam

10-1 Orr

OFF Ted

Please don't tell my sister that I've placed roughly a 13.5% chance on her new husband getting a BJ from a hooker.

Gives a blow job (hooker eligible).

Even Kenny

5-3 Rdub

10-1 Ted

10-1 Simpson

25-1 Spencer

25-1 Schwach

25-1 Oleg

50-1 Adam

99-1 Orr

Please don't tell my sister that I've placed roughly a 50% chance on her new husband giving a BJ on this trip.

Makes out with a Tranny (accident or otherwise).

3-2 Ted

3-1 Spencer

10-1 Field

OFF Rdub

A 75% chance that somebody other than Rdub makes out with a tranny. Sounds about right. Additional

Ted based Prop Bets

2-3 Gets cut off in a casino

4-5 Gets kicked out of a bar or club

Even Slides across the hood of an automobile

2-1 Gets punched in the face

5-1 Make out with a senior citizen

7-1 Gets tasered

8-1 Finger bangs the shit out of a senior citizen (figuratively)

10-1 Finger bangs the shit out of a senior citizen (literally)

24-1 Gets arrested

50-1 Shits a squirel (dead or live)

A greater than 250% chance that I act like an ass on this trip. Definitely sounds right.

OVER/UNDERS

+/- 17.5 Times Adam threatens to kill somebody for telling Mimi something

+/- 1.5 Number of sexual conquests

+/- ($1,250) Reported gambling winnings/(losses) for the group

+/- ($4,500) Actual gambling winnings/(losses) for the group

More prop bets later... and don't bother to check my math. It's probably wrong, there I just saved you some time.