Ground Rules

All right, lets start with the basics. 1: What's a prop bet? If you don't know, look it up yourself. I did my part by providing a link (I think). 2: How do you place a bet? You find one you like and email me how much you'd like to wager. It's that easy.

Now for some ground rules.

1) If you take a prop bet, you can not actively participate in the outcome. For example you can not wager $100 on "Adam gets a blow job" at 9-1, blow Adam yourself, and expect the house to payout $900. You may however wager $100 on "Adam gets a blow job" at 9-1, blow Adam yourself, and receive a mix of thunderous applause, high fives, and awkward glances after you finish. If you do a really good job, Adam may tip you $20, if you're lucky.

2) As the "house" in these prop bets, I'll refrain from taking any action on myself. However, I have posted odds on myself in the event that somebody else wants to take the house side of the action.

3) I will however be considered in play for any "first to" bets that I accept. For example, if there were a prop involving if there were a prop bet on first person to be kicked out of a bar and you decided to wager on Orr. If I get kicked out first (if you're curious the odds on that happening are currently listed at 4-5). If I get kicked out first, you lose.

4) All bets will be limited to Adam's bachelor party and each attendee's individual trip. For the purpose of these bets, trips will be deemed to have started once a person has boarded their first flight of the trip. The trip will conclude once the plan touches down at their return destination. If you miss your flight and end up driving the return trip will be deemed to have conclude once your car leaves the Las Vegas city limits. For example if you bet on R-dub to get a blow job (current odds are 5-3), and he goes out and has a wild Thursday night/Friday morning, it does you no good for the purpose of these bets.

5) Any sex acts performed with a current significant can not be valid for the purpose of winning a bet. Furthermore if you're significant other shows up on this trip you should probably just go ahead and kill yourself. Ex's are eligible if the relationship ended more than 12 months prior to the inception of the trip. This means that sex acts between Schwach and Spencer are eligible for betting purposes (if this inaccurate, please let me know).

6) Not being able to attend doesn't preclude you from participating in the fun. Please feel free to place wagers or suggest prop bets. I'll collect cash at the wedding or the next time I see you. Payouts will also be made at the wedding or mailed to your home address.